Wednesday, November 10, 2004
that's right, dorothy, this ain't kansas
living in a dorm is not like living at home. at home, you can disregard manners, but in the dorm, it's just right to act nice and kind. for instance, when every single dryer is empty, why pull someone else's clothes out of the dryer? i understand if every single one is full (& even then i feel guilty doing so) pulling clothes out of the dryer, BUT SO WHAT -- i cannot make it down the stairs as soon as the damn thing finishes. i'm sorry dear miss/sir that i cannot be as attentive as you, who i saw using almost every bloody washer for their entirely too big of a wardrobe for college. who do you think you are? God!?
so yes, more about dorm living. sometimes you have an itch for some music, so you can play some at a decent volume. NOT LOUD ENOUGH TO SHAKE THE WALLS OF YOUR NEIGHBOR! also, just because it is friday night, does not give you the excuse to talk loudly out in the hallway. some people still have to wake up at 7am to go desk sit, so crazy people and hobos do not attempt to make a nest in one of the unused stairwells of the dorm. thankyouvermuch.
i swear no one has common sense! & yes, i have listened to my music at deafening levels IN THE AFTERNOON! and yes, sometimes i'm a bit moan-y during sex, BUT IF I AM IN MY GODDAMN ROOM IN A DORMITORY I KNOW TO KEEP MYSELF QUIET! no one knows when to stop and when enough is enough. this is not your home. you are living with other people. THIS IS NOT EVEN AN APARTMENT. we all have to see you everday, so please do not make us hate you.
also, just because the kitchen is not your VERY OWN, it does not give you the right to not clean out the microwave after you use it and to wash the pots and pans as well. i mean, if you used them, why should someone else clean them up? seriously, the nerve of college students. it's one thing to make a mess in your own room, but to make a mess out of a community kitchen, it's absurd.
also, sharing a bathroom with men is disgusting. i cannot even bring myself to enter one of the bathrooms on this floor. honestly, i have taken two showers in there & i'm scared. i think of germs immediately. also, it's a community bathroom, so why store your toothbrush in there? honestly, i would be too paranoid to do that. i would be afraid someone would find out it was my toothbrush that hated me and use it to clean the toilet or something awful like that. maybe i have an overactive imagination, but seriously, watch out for your health and well-being!
i'm glad i get out of here soon. i'm too old for this shit. in fact, i never acted like this! NOT ONE YEAR OF MY LIFE. BE CONSIDERATE, ASSHOLE!
¶ 5:45 PM
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living in a dorm is not like living at home. at home, you can disregard manners, but in the dorm, it's just right to act nice and kind. for instance, when every single dryer is empty, why pull someone else's clothes out of the dryer? i understand if every single one is full (& even then i feel guilty doing so) pulling clothes out of the dryer, BUT SO WHAT -- i cannot make it down the stairs as soon as the damn thing finishes. i'm sorry dear miss/sir that i cannot be as attentive as you, who i saw using almost every bloody washer for their entirely too big of a wardrobe for college. who do you think you are? God!?
so yes, more about dorm living. sometimes you have an itch for some music, so you can play some at a decent volume. NOT LOUD ENOUGH TO SHAKE THE WALLS OF YOUR NEIGHBOR! also, just because it is friday night, does not give you the excuse to talk loudly out in the hallway. some people still have to wake up at 7am to go desk sit, so crazy people and hobos do not attempt to make a nest in one of the unused stairwells of the dorm. thankyouvermuch.
i swear no one has common sense! & yes, i have listened to my music at deafening levels IN THE AFTERNOON! and yes, sometimes i'm a bit moan-y during sex, BUT IF I AM IN MY GODDAMN ROOM IN A DORMITORY I KNOW TO KEEP MYSELF QUIET! no one knows when to stop and when enough is enough. this is not your home. you are living with other people. THIS IS NOT EVEN AN APARTMENT. we all have to see you everday, so please do not make us hate you.
also, just because the kitchen is not your VERY OWN, it does not give you the right to not clean out the microwave after you use it and to wash the pots and pans as well. i mean, if you used them, why should someone else clean them up? seriously, the nerve of college students. it's one thing to make a mess in your own room, but to make a mess out of a community kitchen, it's absurd.
also, sharing a bathroom with men is disgusting. i cannot even bring myself to enter one of the bathrooms on this floor. honestly, i have taken two showers in there & i'm scared. i think of germs immediately. also, it's a community bathroom, so why store your toothbrush in there? honestly, i would be too paranoid to do that. i would be afraid someone would find out it was my toothbrush that hated me and use it to clean the toilet or something awful like that. maybe i have an overactive imagination, but seriously, watch out for your health and well-being!
i'm glad i get out of here soon. i'm too old for this shit. in fact, i never acted like this! NOT ONE YEAR OF MY LIFE. BE CONSIDERATE, ASSHOLE!
¶ 5:45 PM
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