Horoscopes scare me...sometimes they are just too damn accurate...this is mine:

You're riding a wave of success, and that cutie's phone number is making it even better. DON'T get up and call right away, though. You don't want to scare him or her off. And please, take the enthusiasm down a notch before you pick up the phone.

Hahahahahaha...how frightening is that? How do they know? They are following me. My mom did hire a spy. Wonderful. 
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