Tag Team Therapy

boom! i walk in..."so yeah, the other day i was talking to this guy but i was so nervous i just passed out and he just walked away and i realized that i was lying on the floor of the Taco Bell all along staring up at that chijuajua dog advertisement."

run out. tag friend.

boom! ..."there's this boy and we're in lust and i can't help but wonder how things will turn out if he were ever online to speak with me. so instead of being normal and waiting for him to be online. i stalk him using my spy kit. so far, i have pretended i am a reincarnation of tyler durden from fight club and have stalked one of his good online friends. i know he likes me but i need this to help me feel secure in the relationship. i am my own image of the perfect man. i am fucked."

run out. tag friend.

POW in the kiser! "take that bitch. is what i said to that guy's girlfriend when i was in the cafeterian but then i woke up and realized that neither the taco bell scenario or the dining hall incident happened. what does it mean? i'm in love with about 5 boys right now. no one. i like to lie. sorry, i am trying to be honest. and its' not love but this huge infatuation. and no, i don't like to lie, not often. no i'm lying again sorry. so yes, this boy lives far away but i like his picture a lot and his voice is super fine. but then there's this other boy who goes to school here and it's intriguing and than there's another boy who said he'd make out with me and i don't but it's nice and than there is another boy who said he'd ask me out if i wasn't already taken. what does this mean? so yeah...i really like this one boy but you know, karma."

OUT...like a light. 
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