Oh, Sabrina C.

Dear Andy Fox,

I do not like you. You have stolen my sweet Sabrina C. You have consumed her every AIMing moment. Although, I approve as a whole on your attractiveness level -- you know, if we're going be nice hands and wrists. So, I think you should take her or leave her. Stop the fucking games because I don't want to her about her decoding anymore. She likes you dammit. Why do I feel like I'm in 6th grade? Please hang out with her.

The End.

Sincerely,

Diana

P.S. SABRINA -- stop writing about squirrels and AF and write the fucking post about me. 
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