i last heard you were a librarian

today, i spied this hilarity:

there was this boy playing games in the children's computer section of the library and it was time for him and his family to leave. but he kept going back to the computer even though he wasn't signed on and couldn't even do anything at all. oh well. kids like pushing buttons and making the computer broken. so his sister came and got him and touched his face accidentally or poked him or something and this boy said, "what was that for? you touched my eyeball. i'm telling." so his sister walks away to her mom in the line to check out books, and the brother slowly slumps over and says, "(sister's name)...touched my eyeball." and the mother and sister just started laughing.

i cracked a smile too. 
¶ 12:43 AM |