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a rusted pillow (3:00:11 AM): but why would i be in a bunny suit?
Grn Smilie (3:04:01 AM): I dunno. In my mind, Protagonist arrives at their new house after a three hour drive, most of which is stuck in traffic on a stifling summer day. When Protagonist gets to the house, which is pretty much empty, Protagonist immediately goes to the bathroom, strips, takes a shower, leaves everything there, and crawls into bed nude, cause it's so hot. And then, the next day, Protagonist wakes to discover that the entire bathroom is missing. And there's a troupe of girl scouts outside, so Protagonist can't go outside. And the only thing wearable in the house is a bunny suit in a cardboard box in the basement.
some days this seems like a plausible scenario.
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