schemes

this is an idea i've carried around inside my head for awhile now. here's the plan:

i'd like to open up a automobile repair shop, but instead of hiring fat white men, i'd hire big breasted women. the name of this place would be Honkers. our constumes would be those blue button-down shirts shrunk way too small with our name tags found right above the left breast.

sabrina is already my head mechanic.

i know that some of you are thinking this is disrespectful for the women, but if you think about it, we have the upper hand. we have good looks and the ability to fix cars. not to mention men like tits and i'd bet they would go for this idea. tits and cars. what could be better for the aveage joe? i bet Fievel would dig it. 
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