chloroform the one you love

i think the best way to get over an unrequited crush is to get them really drunk in a friendly atmosphere. that way they don't know what you are up to. if you must, trick your boyfriend into taking acid and sit him in front of the computer to watch this. "oh, the colors. oh, the lights." then sit your crush on your bed and seduce the fuck out of him. i figure after making out you'll feel a lot better.  
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