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my room is located conveniently right next door to the bathroom. i can never feel lonely with 3am flushes, and the sound of too much partying alcohol induced vomiting on the weekends. honestly, if the bathroom wasn't right next door, i think i might develop dread locks and eat a lot of granola. i'd also join Emerson Greens and wear tye dye shirts that say, "save the whales" and "treehugger." i don't have to worry about this...yet.
another lovely thing about the bathroom is the singing -- not in the shower singing, but stand-up urinal singing. which is funny, since we don't have a urinal, but everytime i go to unlock my door there is someone singing in there. always a guy, usually a broadway musical piece. i'm not sure what that says about the sexual orientation of the the males on my floor, but i like it. i like knowing that rufus wainwright might feel right at home.
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