on the lookout

- a fairly unattractive man waits on the corner hiding flowers behind his back
- three men sort through produce at the corner florist
- businessman hums by on a vintage white vespa. i envy his helmet.
- a blackbird is picking up a lighter in the common.
- CVS is out of printer paper and every sort of notebook you can imagine.
- cashiers hate their jobs and refuse to help custermers properly
- my left breast isn't keen on the restictiveness of a bra. it pops out to say, "hello."
- couples like to stop and make out right in front of me and block doorways and walkways.
- cream of tomato soup is my friend
- grilled cheese are called cheese toasties by the british
- dunkin' donuts has pumpkin spice donuts
- if you really want something done, ask your nerdy boyfriend to do it for you
- you can make extraordinary furniture out of cardboard boxes
- my woochata mistress makes my vagina sweat
- i miss you.
- if you break up with someone and you make a request, make sure it's not, "don't read my blog." they won't listen.
- "blankets" by craig thompson is awesome. it makes me want to marry someone that draws a comic.
- i change my mind every 3 minutes and i'm a complete hypocrite
- i want a D and a 19 tattoo
- R.L. Stine is coming to Boston to speak
- showers are nice in the mornings
- make sure your towel is not slipping off you when you step out into the hall because someone might be waiting to use the bathroom after you
- basements are quiet at 4:35pm
- i like grape juice
- i want to own a duck for a pet
- happy pirate day!

that is all.
 
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