sometimes i can be a complete asshole

every since i got yahoo chat, i haven't felt like being nice at all. if you want me to talk to you, steer clear of all these things:

- being over 27
- using "2" or "u" or "r" as words
- asking me if i'm into "casual sex," i mean i might be but certainly not with you
- using broken english

things that interest me:

- pirates/robots
- johnny depp
- cats
- music and by music, i mean music i like
- ducks
- writing
- narcissism

and i'm sure there are a ton of other brillant things i enjoy.

maybe i just don't give a fuck, because i already know i'm awesome.

 
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