mis(s)reading
i have them all -- rolling stone, magnet, punk planet, bang, Q, copper press, etc.  i horde them in piles under my bed and desk.  i even stack them neatly to be read later by the door.  however, their pages stay clean of fingerprints.  i cleverly deduced that it's because i do not have a bathroom of my own this year.  no place to escape and just sit and read.  now, i know the (fine) art of reading in one's bathroom is held as disgusting to some, but i have no shame and admit to this form of readery.  so over the break, i'm going to catch up on underground culture and sit on "my" 
dirty couch and read.
 
   
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