boring christmas themed blog entry just like eveyrone else even if i wanted to avoid it. i failed. i apologize beforehand for this mess.

i just kicked my sister. in the thigh. she was sitting down and i just go so fed up with her couch potato attitude that i nailed her one right in the leg. i then stormed away and played some obnoxious music for my ears only courtesy of my headphones.

i haven't wrapped any presents. i don't plan to either. i'll just tell everyone to close their eyes and pull it out of my suitcase. maybe i'll launch it at their heads courtesy of a nerf gun.

christmas music is on tv. on the radio. everywhere. i will erase it courtesy of my new invention that i haven't invented yet.

i have to sleep on the floor in the corner by the fire place. i hope santa doesn't step on me with his big black boots or else i'll pop him one courtesy of my red ryder bb gun.

all i want for christmas is corduroy pants. 
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