summer time when the living is easy

i am going to hell.

why, you ask.
because there were some baby crickets
in the bathtub
and i washed them down the drainy drain
without even a second thought.

in other news:
-forgot today was saturday
-watched red sox lose
-went on a walk
-said hello to a black lab and golden retriever while my eddie dog peed on their fence
-grandmother warned me that not eating meat causes me to have no energy and that i must eat meat!
-i frowned
-took nudes in the bathroom to show off trashy 70s wallpaper
-got tired at 10:00pm

i'm turning into such an old lady. 
¶ 11:49 PM |